Sarah Palin

A gay hating idiotic son of a bitch who was for some reason picked by McCain to be his running mate for the 08 presedential election. He actually had a chance of winning before he picked her. This woman is an idiot, has only had experience governing her small town in Alaska, and will ruin our country if she is to be vice president. She doesn't know shit, and is being coached along by evil brain-washing politians. America needs to realize how much of an idiot she is.

Republican dumbass: Yo, Sarah Palin is so great. She's a hockey mom, and so smart. I love.

Democratic informed citizen: Dude, you're fucking stupid.

by Jada Black February 22, 2009

Sarah Palin

the act of covering up one's complete incompetence with only minor incompetence.

"the teacher got pissed at me for not doing assignment, but but I made up an excuse so she only thinks I'm forgetful now"

"dude, so Sarah Palin!!! nice!"

by zolform December 9, 2008

Sarah Palin

McCain's superbitch!

McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!

Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!

McCain: Yay!

by The Angry Alaskan October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin

A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."

Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.

Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.

Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."

Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"

Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!

Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

Sarah Palin

Dumb Bitch

Nuff Said

Sarah Palin

by liberal lol February 17, 2010

Sarah Palin

One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid

a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers

and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity

Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack

I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin

by apoloniuos February 27, 2009

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin...

-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election

Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?

Penis: Sure

Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*

Penis: Whee!

by dafsfdsasfdasdfsfasasaaaaaa January 29, 2010