salty

Feeling speedy, buzzed, spun or otherwise high on bath salts.

Similar feeling of euphoric energy from small to moderate amount of coke.

Sober Suzy: "Hey um, so you wanna do something tonight? I'm bored"

Salty Sam: "Oh Hells yeah, I kinda wanna dance or go karaoke. Hey, let's walk to Drunken Crab for drunken karaoke and then go dancing!! And yeah, I'm so salty right now!!!

by Randishlego July 19, 2011

salty

poo, feces

I had salty comming out all night after I ate wendies

by BackstabbingBulinda February 15, 2004

salty

When someone is offended or easily offended, and is acting like an asshole to everyone else

Someone talked shit about some horrible TV show and became salty

by The ManBearPig May 18, 2015

salty

when someone is being rude

Girl:mom can I eat know
Mom:NO. Know go back to your room
girl:why do you have to be so salty

by dance_spin_ twirl April 13, 2015

salty

What a lot of food is. Places like the greesehole McDonald's and Lay Potatoe chips are way over salty.

Salt taste good, but having way too much of it is a waste

by lunar shadows October 25, 2004

salty

Salty is like when a person is mean , pissed.

Amanda was being salty to everyone because she was in a bad mood

by beautifulland January 16, 2017

salty

Internet slang for angry and upset. An allusion to the fact that tears are salty. Very prevalent in some gaming communities, particularly those for fighting games.

I got this sucker stuck in Wolverine's infinite in MvC2, and now he's all kinds of salty.

by Volkenite September 22, 2015