Russia

Russia is a magical land where bears ride unicycles and juggle vodka. They also play Tetris and make less than 1400 dollars in a year.

Russian guy: my bear can beat u in Russian roulette

Putin: NO I HAVE A TRILLION UNICYCLE BEARS

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger October 4, 2018

Russia

Instead of pulling on Ukraine
Go get some bitches 💀💀💀💀

Yo is that Russia?
Lmao no bitches kid

by Veryverysmallpanda February 26, 2022

Russia

Where water is replaced with Vodka.

Bruh this place has been Russia

by [e-mail] January 6, 2020

Russia

Vodka. Just vodka.

Normal person: *goes to Russia*
Russia: “would you like some vodka?”
Guy: “no”
Russia: “kill him. NOW.”

by Ahsmskuytckuytkuytkuyrkutrkurs May 2, 2022

Russia

The country where the end of the world is made

USA: YEAH I GOT 90000000 NUKES

RUSSIA: I got 1 more than you

by The Man with the Pam January 12, 2022

Russia

Although the fucktard said that Russia is a fukkd country has sum truth, like Putin's retartedness or no jobs. Both my parents were doctors from Russia with really good education but lived in socialism.
Even though there are very little jobs, and I'm unemployed that doesn't mean I don't get any money :)... I live TEH life an u cant do shit bout it. If you say that my peeps don't kno wut aids is, Ima get the whole entire (Axis Of Evil) on ur fukin ass biatch!

(Retard) Russia was a communist country!
(Me) No you fucktard, you are a complete moronic idiot cock monkey, Russia was never Communist, it was Socialist.

by Str8 ThugN November 3, 2004

Russia

A very, very large country with bears that match those of the bears in Canada. Everything is bigger in Russia. It is also very cold, and its winter once beat the Nazi army. People that live in Russia are called Russians and have cool accents, and say things like, "In America, you find where is Waldo. In Russia, Waldo find where is you!" And, "In Motherland, we drink vodka. Vodka make you strong, like Russian bear." Russia is a nice place, and is huge. If you go there, watch our for Communist Revolutions.

"Mother Russia will destroy you. It is also big. Australia, entire continent, fit inside Russia."

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed January 13, 2019