Dec 31st 2019 someone in China ate a raw Bat, causing a global pandemic. Called Co-Vid19 or AKA the Corona Virus.
When it hit Canada in March of 2020 our nation shut down except for essential services like grocery stores, auto part suppliers, and delivery services. To keep these places operational and entice a traditionally lower paid work force to come in to work when the world needed them the most. Companies gave a temporary raise to those workers still showing up even if there was a potential risk to their health.
When it hit Canada in March of 2020 our nation shut down except for essential services like grocery stores, auto part suppliers, and delivery services. To keep these places operational and entice a traditionally lower paid work force to come in to work when the world needed them the most. Companies gave a temporary raise to those workers still showing up even if there was a potential risk to their health.
Worker: Hey Son are you coming to work on Monday?
Son: Of course I am, I got the Rona raise!
Rona Raise is slang term used to lighten the stress around a very serious situation, not to offend anyone.
Employer: Due to the Corona Virus out break we are giving everyone a temporary raise.
Son: Of course I am, I got the Rona raise!
Rona Raise is slang term used to lighten the stress around a very serious situation, not to offend anyone.
Employer: Due to the Corona Virus out break we are giving everyone a temporary raise.
by Gregthecat-9 March 27, 2020
Definition 1: An erection caused by nothing else than the boredom and thought of the pussy that you used to/could get if it weren’t for this made up virus
Definition 2: an excuse for your unrelenting horniness to females that are not attractive if society was still normal
Also can be used to excuse an
Definition 2: an excuse for your unrelenting horniness to females that are not attractive if society was still normal
Also can be used to excuse an
Damn bro, this chick at work today gave me a huge Rona Bona I can’t get rid of.
I mean damn, she’s like a 2, but I would eat the ass out of Lizzo to get rid of this Rona Bona.
I mean damn, she’s like a 2, but I would eat the ass out of Lizzo to get rid of this Rona Bona.
by G-Money7 May 01, 2020
by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021
mrs. rona is a term that means Corona, Coronavirus, or COVID-19. It is a way to describe Coronavirus when it negatively effects you or someone else.
by chicken.nugget123 January 10, 2021
Every week since covid became a reality, I have a day or two where I swear I have “RONA-BRAIN”- Your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.
by mostly dave November 09, 2020
by DontGetInTheKiln April 29, 2020
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