high velocity impact reset

the moment you realize your phone is broken and the only way to fix it is by throwing it against the wall!

The tech agent told me that i have to perform a high velocity impact reset on my phone?! Wheres the button to do that?!

by xMASTADONx January 1, 2012

triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot

a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot

while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!

by SusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSus April 21, 2022

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

reset weekend

A weekend of absolutely no worries or concerns that occur in your daily life.
A weekend of peace that allows you to restrategize everything that concerns you.

"I need a reset weekend before starting graduate school."

"My vacation was more like a reset weekend; long enough to get my mind right, but short enough for me to say fuck it all!!!!"

by Good Trouble May 28, 2017

system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet

"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."

by samuel_wade January 15, 2017

resetting

The act of sticking a screwdriver up the anus while being held upside down.

A: I want to reset you like a furby tonight.
B: i could really go for a good resetting

by FeelingFrosty February 7, 2020

Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world

by Buddhafish July 20, 2012