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Verbal Rapist

Someone who keeps pushing their verbal will on you after you've disagreed, or have come to another decision.

Pushing verbally against your will to do something you weren't interested in.
"Alright, I get the point..."

" No, Diana, I don't think you do, you see if we go there tonight...."

"ALRIGHT! Stop being a verbal rapist! I get the point, you dont want to go to the bar!"
by David Trawin November 2, 2006
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child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
by concerned student January 3, 2004
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Cash register

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.
Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.
by Stirlingww January 13, 2010
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rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves
that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone
by HEINLY June 1, 2003
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register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.
register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!
by MIT ckc May 6, 2008
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Rapistic

to be speaking in rapistic form
Cache was talking to me in a rapistic way .
by lovelovelovergirlll March 1, 2011
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Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"
Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!
by Crescentpics May 30, 2011
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