Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

A Remember

When you're sitting on the toilet.
That's it... Sitting on the toilet.

Person #1: Dude where's Sara? I haven't seen her in like 20 minutes or so
Person#2: Sara is, A remember. Didnt you hear her farts before she went?

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

I remember

Gay slang for I want it out of my ass

*sex*
Jim: I remember

*sex stops*

by ImNotYourIBFAgent August 3, 2021

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

Remember

Remember what I said?

Hym "Remember when I said 'You're uniquely obligated to NOT do that' and then you did it anyway. Really, didn't I say that you were either like me or the exact opposite? You're me. You're a fucking me just running around. I'm always able to pick myself out of a crowd. It's astounding. Why you don't listen I'll never understand..."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

remember-ism 187

Remember-ism187: is now a turm used by those who know 187 and knows is from California and not from Washington State so there for what you do to him is what he will do to you but with more savage ways with nothing but sick:ways (sick backwards look up in Urban: on doing over the limits of what you have done with no remorse at all

You guys are dumb AF what don't you idiot's remember-ism that 187 isn't from here what you think you wanna be.z running around here talking about having guns n or bullet proof vests like he don't what he sold em all what cuz his low key you dumb better remember-ism 187 B4 you get fucked up

by k187c November 1, 2023

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023