A Remember

When you're sitting on the toilet.
That's it... Sitting on the toilet.

Person #1: Dude where's Sara? I haven't seen her in like 20 minutes or so
Person#2: Sara is, A remember. Didnt you hear her farts before she went?

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

i remember you was conflicted

poem

i remember you was conflicted
misusing your influence
sometimes I did the same
abusing my power, full of resentment
resentment that turned into a deep depression
found myself screaming in the hotel room
i didn’t wanna self destruct
the evils of lucy was all around me
so I went running for answers

by bushy2932 January 22, 2025

Remember Reach

Something someone says when mentioning Reach(planet), or the game Halo: Reach released in 2010. People will usually follow up with either the date when Reach fell(8/30/2552) or when Halo: Reach released(9/14)2010)

“You ever played Halo?”
“Yeah…I remember Reach. September 14th, 2010. The end of an era, man..”

by Halfcrabs March 19, 2025

Things Remembered

an e-commerce retailer specializing in personalized gifts, messaging and engraving.

On January 10, 2023, 1-800-Flowers.com, Inc announced the acquisition of the Things Remembered brand, allowing the brand to continue on as a leading retailer of personalized gifts

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

hard remember

When you remember an event in your life with great detail.

Friend: Did you ever see My Bloody Valentine in concert?
Me: Not that I hard remember.

by anonymous March 24, 2024

I remember

Gay slang for I want it out of my ass

*sex*
Jim: I remember

*sex stops*

by ImNotYourIBFAgent August 3, 2021

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023