h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

S a T u r N

a fat fuck

man he is a S a T u r N

by Man man person May 30, 2018

U r ban Dictionary Ads

The best or worst thing you can see. Sometimes it would be a normal friendly ad. Other times, you get these dirty thoughts looking at these smart ads. Seriously, keep it up U r ban dict!

One of the U r ban Dictionary Ads had a hentai supergirl and i'm like "Should I block this ad or just look at it?

by GetStraightBlasted February 17, 2021

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.

by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013

u r baned from urban dictionary

only if you put a dirty definition on urban dictionary. if haven't but dont believe me than serch chicken nugget and scroll.

also very clever finding this page!

u r baned from urban dictionary you monster

by anonymous mc omunuss April 25, 2020

hu du u fink u r?

a 'hu du fink u r?' situation mostly starts with the dick head in school who thinks im well cool everyone likes me but everyone secretley thinks they're annoying shits. so they're all getting up in ya junk, coming in ya face, squaring up to you
and being a general faggot so your getting angry and then this happens ....

Guy situation-
Faggot: man i woz bangin' ur burd last night she woz screamin' ma name so bad
You: well you blaitently weren't so stop chatting crap
Faggot: man if she's pregz its by me, you jellz?
You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *shitz pants*

Girl situation

Faggot: I could make u so wet that you'd ave to change ya pantiez

You: yeah in your dreams dick'ed
Faggot: I'll meet ya round the bike sheds and we can *mimics hip thrusting*

You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *faints*

by Geerat July 31, 2011