pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun March 16, 2016

im quakeing

Basically means “I’m shook” as if you can’t belive something.

Your best friend: “DYLAN JUST ASKED ME OUT”
You: “OMG SERIOUSLY!? IM QUAKEING”

by welpo September 25, 2017

quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

by The Firgof April 05, 2005

quake 3

1) Code word for porn, since porn is usually kept in the Quake 3 folder.
2) Less common: A first person shooter

"Dude, ur quake 3 folder is HUGE!"

"Lets watch some quake 3"

Guy 1: "Let's watch some quake 3 together"
Guy 2: "No ur gay, I only watch quake 3 alone"

Less common: "Quake 3 is such a cool game! We should LAN sometime!"

by Trollip June 29, 2007

quake news

updates on earthquakes.

We live on the San Andreas fault, so we check the quake news quite frequently.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 03, 2018

quake shake

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

by williambill February 29, 2008

The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

by BluepaiN February 26, 2009