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pyramidiot

1. A person who believes pyramids have special (often regenerative) properties and powers. May be obsessed with pyramids in general, or in particular with the Giza pyramids in Egypt, which they may believe were built by aliens, super-beings, the gods, etc. Probably really into Edgar Cayce.

2. A particular kind of (Western) tourist found in Egypt. They travel in large groups and can be seem performing rituals in pyramids, for which they have religious/supernatural reverence, or nearby temples. These rituals can include humming and chanting, joined palms raised, while standing on one leg.
1. Is that book on the pyramids by a serious scholar or just another pyramidiot?

2. Man, I took some friends out to the pyramids and a circle of pyramidiot tourists scared the crap out of me with their eerie chanting. Why can't they just take photos like normal people?
by idego January 11, 2011
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Twat Pyramid

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.
Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid
by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009
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Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Social Pyramid

The social hierarchy of kids in school. It is typically separated into five main categories.
Popular- These are the kids made up of the good looking, athletic class of boys, and the hot, desirable, yet dramatic class of girls. These people tend to be the most outgoing in the entire school.
Semipopular- These are the kids who hover in between popular and average. They may hang out with average kids or popular kids, or other semipopular kids. They typically have their name out more than an average kid, but less than a popular kid. They are generally well liked by both popular and average people.
Average- These kids make up the majority of the school. They aren't popular nor are they despised by their peers. They typically hang out with other average kids and go about minding their own business.
Subaverage- These are kids who are socially awkward, yet aren't hated by their peers. These kids tend to be somewhat nerdy or geeky. These kids like to mind their own business, and really only converse within their own friend groups.
Hated- The annoying kids, the ugly kids, popular wannabes, "school shooter" type kids, you name it. The one thing these people have in common is that they are hated by at least 3 out of 4 of the higher levels on the social pyramid.
Where do you think you are on the social pyramid?
by Bussss May 21, 2017
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pyramid

Pyramid Rock Festival. A New Year's music festival held on Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia. 2 days of fun, frivolity and getting fucked up, with the help of bands, booze and beaches.
Dude, are you coming to Pyramid this year? Last year was awesome! I passed out after 4 hours and missed the entire first night of bands. It was still worth the $, though.
by Šteggs October 7, 2007
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Tut's Pyramid

A sexual act in which three nude persons of either sex form a human pyramid. A fourth participant--"King Tut", generally male (or female with a strap-on)--then cartwheels into position behind the pyramid such that he or she ends up doing a head stand, penetrating the topmost member of the pyramid with the penis or dildo and fingering the bottom two members with his or her free hands.

Oftentimes a fifth participant is required to stabilize King Tut in his maneuvering.
Jim, Jackie, Jill, and Tyrone all did Tut's Pyramid this weekend. They tried to switch places as much as possible, but they didn't have a strap-on. Good thing Agnes was spotting.
by TheSassman February 7, 2008
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ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner
I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!
by Larry Franks November 4, 2007
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