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Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.
That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.
by lucreamer February 22, 2010
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Pepperonically

arranged in the order of time; in the context of the thin meat slice: pepperoni.
Cindy liked her pepperoni collection and arranged it pepperonically (from youngest to oldest) to impress her deadbeat father who was too intoxicated to care anyway.
by Brayxx March 22, 2020
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Pepperoni

The best thing ever to happen to anything ever pepperonis sometimes fight back when you put them on pizza they win every time because they are strong
by Pepperoniiiiiii April 19, 2021
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Pepperoni

A pizza topping that wants you to stop calling it sexy.
Person 1: I'm eating a pepperoni pizza!
Person 2: What a sexy pizza!
Person 1: ITS NOT SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by tiky May 20, 2021
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Poppernickle

When you take a shit and itcomes out with a little bit of blood! This also applies when you have diareha or take a piss.
Amanda: i just had a poppernickle

Chloe: ohh shit those are the worst!
by Can1004 November 12, 2009
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pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.
"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."
by piefreak54 February 14, 2012
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Pepperoni Jew

A Pepperoni Jew would be classified as a person with a large amount of acne as well as a large nose. Acne + Large Nose = Pepperoni Jew. The person doesn't necessarily have to be Jewish.
Ewwwww, Tom. What a large nose you have. Such terrible acne you have too. PEPPERONI JEW
by akaOOLA July 24, 2010
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