no pun intended

something you say when you attempt to make a joke with a pun and no one laughs at it.

person 1- ray william johnson is retarded

person 2- yea, he's raytarded.

*cricket chirps*

person 2- no pun intended.

by eggcorn July 23, 2011

pun tang

PUN TANG (the correct way to spell it) ** pooty-pussy. Pop tha twAt!

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Pun Intended

Used when someone wants to make a pun more clear.

If nobody drowns at the lake, everything will go along swimmingly. Pun intended.

by Willoe July 3, 2011

pun hell

Where you get sent when you make a very bad pun. The pun could be "bad" because its just so good and causes laughter, or its "bad" because its just so lame. The worse the pun, the lower the level.

It is contested whether Pun Hell has 7 or 9 levels.

You would get sent to pun hell for making the following puns:

"The colt couldn't speak because he was a little hoarse."

Holding an ice cube up to your necklace and saying "the ice around my neck.."

Making a joke about DoughBoy increasing his "dotage."
(extra points if you get that one)

by Tedi September 22, 2005

pun guns

when you make a really great pun and you celebrate by shooting both hands like "guns" (shooting noises are required)

Credit due to my dear friend E.I.M (you know who you are beech)

Guy#1: Hey, why did the teacher confiscate the rubber band gun during algebra class?

Guy #2: I dunno...why?

Guy #1: Because it was a weapon of "math disruption" *pun guns*

by cromizzle92 October 4, 2013

pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

Pun lag

The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.

John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!

by A true mon ami September 6, 2013