Punnecessary

Words or puns found on urban dictionary that have only slightly altered spelling from the original word or phrase, so that the pronounciation is the same, hence making the joke or meaning pointless and indistinguishable from the original term when spoken aloud.Thus making the pun useless and unnecessary except when read.

"Cellfish

An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people."

Person #1: "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"

Person #2: "How the fuck is that in any way selfish? You have a phone, talk on it."

Person #1: "haha no dude it was a joke, like CELL *points at cellphone* fish, get it?"

Person #2: *shakes head*

Mcdonalds employee: "Umm words like that are punnecessary dude, they only make sense when you read them"

by phoobia69 November 22, 2010

Puneet

a person who keeps start eating and stop eating the chicken for some reason.

PJ started eating chicken again after stop eating a couple of months ago. did he become puneet?

by kapch August 15, 2019

punetabi

Slang for Indian pune of a vajaja that is need of training

As a result of going down on the latest punetabi, I was in dire need for some dental floss.

by terrybroz April 29, 2008

punetakin

Slang for getting action.

Hey man did you get some punetakin last night?
Hell ya dude.

by Gheeus June 30, 2008

Punetration

Like penetration only slightly funnier (and makes people groan for a different reason).

This pun thread feels like punetration.

by Sol-nai August 22, 2011

Punner

Is a nickname for the narcotic Cocaine.

Geez' ehs a fat patsy eh punner.

by SeshGremlin101 May 8, 2018

punnt

obviously someone who shouldn't be here.
nothing to see something special here from them :0

wow whos punnt? dang never heard of them.

by punnt_succs May 15, 2018