rum pumpkin

the rum pumpkin is similar to the gin bucket. basically, you just take a plastic toy pumpkin and mix drinks involving rum in it.

this was originated at northeastern university.

Mike: Dude, we've got alot of rum laying around, and a plastic toy pumpkin. What can we possibly do with this?

Kyle: Sounds like a rum pumpkin kind of night to me. Throw some apple cider in there and lets get to work.

by kyle@northeastern October 28, 2009

pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin

After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch

by james smithmyer April 7, 2008

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Pumping Lemma

The joke child of computer science.

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.

by CS Realist April 29, 2013

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

Pumpling

A baby who is fed with pumped breast milk.

She's my little pumpling.

by Drea1201 October 3, 2018