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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.
Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022
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Uncle Pudge

Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.
Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O
by paris ;) November 3, 2020
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banana pudge

Literally has no meaning and is just something to say to annoy the shit outta people
“Banana pudge”
“Dude what the fuck are you talking about@
“I’m talking about banana pudge”
by gr3ml1n_psycho December 2, 2023
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curry pudge

Slang term for someone who is fat because of their love for curry
E.g. Despite going to the gym five times a week, Pamal still has a curry pudge
by Jac0bL January 11, 2024
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pudge penetrator

someone who prefers sleeping with bigger people. this can be used as an insult however many pudge penetrators are proud of their preferences
Kimmy: did you hear Susie fucked Dave
Jane: yeah she only sleeps with chubby guys! what a pudge penetrator
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
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my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
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Kitty Pudge

"Wow this chonk sure has a lot of kitty pudge! :3
by Sp00ksCity October 7, 2020
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