The gay priest that fuccs DIO like a slut cuz dat th0t seduced Pucci when he is trying to pray his gay away :P
by ISupportWeebz June 22, 2020
Get the Pucci mug.A Pubic Inch is a fictional dynamic unit of measurement that varies according to the sex of the person using it and also the context in which it is being used.
For men trying to cover up the fact theyve got a tiny prick, a pubic inch is exactly twice that of an standard British inch (conversion factor 1:2). The pubic inch allows them to save face and convince themselves they are no less of a man, even though theyve only got a chippolatta rather than a beef bayonet.
For men joking about the size of any of their mates cocks, a pubic inch becomes half that of a standard inch (conversion factor 2:1), in order for them to feel good about their miniscule winkies.
For women talking about the size of their long term boyfriends johnson, a pubic inch is twice that of a normal inch so they can boast about their amazing sex life, when actually he goes to sleep after 5 minutes of frantic pumping, shoots his load and leaves her unsatisfied everytime. But at least her girlfriends think she's got a good sex life, and because like all women she cares more about what other people think of her than her own happiness, then its all ok (take high heels as a perfect example, constant pain just because they think it looks good, stupidity at its highest)
For women telling their friends about the guy they shagged last night or the long term boyfriend theyve just split up with (who probably performed as above), a pubic inch becomes the size of the lady in questions little finger. Demonstrated by clenching the fist and wiggling the little finger about like a maggot
For men trying to cover up the fact theyve got a tiny prick, a pubic inch is exactly twice that of an standard British inch (conversion factor 1:2). The pubic inch allows them to save face and convince themselves they are no less of a man, even though theyve only got a chippolatta rather than a beef bayonet.
For men joking about the size of any of their mates cocks, a pubic inch becomes half that of a standard inch (conversion factor 2:1), in order for them to feel good about their miniscule winkies.
For women talking about the size of their long term boyfriends johnson, a pubic inch is twice that of a normal inch so they can boast about their amazing sex life, when actually he goes to sleep after 5 minutes of frantic pumping, shoots his load and leaves her unsatisfied everytime. But at least her girlfriends think she's got a good sex life, and because like all women she cares more about what other people think of her than her own happiness, then its all ok (take high heels as a perfect example, constant pain just because they think it looks good, stupidity at its highest)
For women telling their friends about the guy they shagged last night or the long term boyfriend theyve just split up with (who probably performed as above), a pubic inch becomes the size of the lady in questions little finger. Demonstrated by clenching the fist and wiggling the little finger about like a maggot
Yeah ive got massive cock, at least 9 inches long.
I saw jeffs knob in the shower n its like a button mushroom! Probably only an inch at most!
Well, my bobbys got a huge knob, at least 10 inches! And we dont have sex, we make love and its just beautiful.
Oh my god you should have seen it! It was like a baby catapiller! (wiggles her little finger)
I saw jeffs knob in the shower n its like a button mushroom! Probably only an inch at most!
Well, my bobbys got a huge knob, at least 10 inches! And we dont have sex, we make love and its just beautiful.
Oh my god you should have seen it! It was like a baby catapiller! (wiggles her little finger)
by Rickyricardo September 16, 2005
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I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !
by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004
Get the pubic topiary mug.The remains of pubic hair that is usually found on the bathroom floor after one decides to clip their pubes.
Doug - "Take a shower!"
Andy - "Get a better computer!"
Doug - "Go shoot yourself!"
Andy - "Clip your pubes!"
Doug - "I DID! LOOKIE!"
Andy - "Wow...I can only imagine how many pubic clippings are on your bathroom floor."
Andy - "Get a better computer!"
Doug - "Go shoot yourself!"
Andy - "Clip your pubes!"
Doug - "I DID! LOOKIE!"
Andy - "Wow...I can only imagine how many pubic clippings are on your bathroom floor."
by qAaRoN July 12, 2005
Get the pubic clippings mug.A pumice cock is a penis which has been thorougly scrubbed with a pumice rock, because of a recent sexual intercourse with a person whom you believe to have STD's. The act of "pumicing" can be applied to any part of the human body which you believe to be infected, eg. pumice anus.
ok, so i had a beer. Ok, so maybe it was more like 12. Maybe i fucked the dinnerlady from my local high-school. You know, the one who all your friends goaded you about when you were like 9 (lets just say shes no princess).
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
by Randy Savage's Bitch October 25, 2005
Get the Pumice Cock mug.Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
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