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psychic catfishing

Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
Psychic Catfishing: Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.

"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.

Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
by TucsonGirl May 3, 2023
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Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.
I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
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Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.
talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !
by Thornova April 13, 2020
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Psychic

Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
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Psychics

Women mentally strong enough to connect with others mentally and decipher and withstand incoming signals ....
Psychics: ex: left and right political maniacs tried to use there minds against my psychic to make her leave me because their playing a game called go gay or kill yourself with my life but she thwarted them off and still loved me.
by FTP- fuk that politics September 5, 2022
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Psychic thick fuck

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!
See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck
by Chizzers April 29, 2022
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Psychic Spy

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer is someone with the ability to perform the CIA documented Psychic Spying technique known as Remote Viewing
That guy Pastor Hastings also known as Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer
by Ichigobossu June 18, 2025
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