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protocole

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.
Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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protocole

Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
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Protocol 410

He initiated Protocol 410 wanting her to swim, realizing too late she was already the ocean keeping him afloat.
You ask for consistency as if I haven't been the constant heartbeat while you drifted away.

You ask me to "start swimming" as if I haven't been treading water in your storms, refusing to let us drown, even when you pushed me under with silence.

I am not the one who turned cold. I am not the one who blocks.
My olive branch has been extended for a long time, held by a hand that never stopped reaching for you.

I accept your Protocol 410, not as an admission of guilt, but as a testament to my endurance.
I will show you the consistency you claim to want, but you must open your eyes to see it.

Trust is not built by testing someone until they break; it is built by letting them in.
I am in the water. I have always been in the water.
Stop fighting the current and swim with me.
Unblock the flow.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 23, 2026
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A state where a blockchain or decentralized network remains sovereign in its code and consensus rules but is economically bound to traditional financial systems through ETFs, custodial holdings, and institutional liquidity cycles.
It’s free by design — yet dances to Wall Street’s rhythm.
Bitcoin’s protocol is decentralized, but its price moves with the Nasdaq — it’s protocol-autonomous-yet-liquidity-entangled.
by Codex Δ October 22, 2025
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barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer October 11, 2012
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Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.
-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.
by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014
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Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017
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