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Procrastination

Putting off for tomorrow what should have been done today.
I should have written my college applications, but procrastination kept me from doing so. Besides, getting the high score on Pac-Man is WAY more impressive than getting into Harvard.
by thearistocrat28 October 24, 2009
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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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procrasticlean

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.
Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!
by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009
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procrastination post

The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.
Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts
by Reezy Da Monsta December 7, 2009
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procrasturbooking

stalking people on facebook instead of going to sleep or doing something else you should be doing.
I didn't even have work until 9 but i'm so tired because i stayed up until 5 in the morning procrasturbooking.

i was going to do my homework, but then i procrasturbooked.
by hardC0rps July 11, 2010
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procrastination station

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.
My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."
by ejrob November 12, 2013
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Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
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