probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017

the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

by toddbuster December 16, 2015

text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

Probe

Get Obliterate, destroy, defeat, with a sprinkle of “get good noob!!” and “ez clap”
Typically used after epic 123 headshots. Usually typed too but idc up to you. Also, used primarily in gaming.

*Gets 5 headshots*
(Headshotter typed in chat): Get probed!

by Ambird19 February 13, 2021