Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

by damn fags July 20, 2004

pedophile priests

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004

Nicole Priest

Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL

Guy-She's amazing man, she has to be an angel!
Guy 2- Ohh, Nicole Priest? :) <3

by Mr. Lara November 28, 2010

Priest Holmes

A ghetto black guy who preaches

yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?

by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004

pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

The Dirty Priest

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.

Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.

by HarryCherry November 14, 2009