protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

perfectional

It's when one is good at their trade. It's the words perfection and professional combined.

I'm a perfectional joint roller!

by Amanda CB January 18, 2006

Prejection

To be told off or rejected by a girl/guy before you can even ask.

Bobby: Dude Marie told me not to even dream of asking her to prom right before I could ask.
Jason: Wow, prejected man, first case of prejection I've ever seen.

by Everoth March 30, 2008

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

perfection

the worst fault of them all

his perfection was so complete he was unhuman

by als101 September 7, 2009

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

by carmineee August 16, 2021