Chess Pieced Off

Used when a formidable opponent beats his lesser neighbor's ass at a game of chess repeatedly to the point that the somber-some disappointed player then copies, and sends, the definition of stale-mate to the winning victor's phone in order to redeem what little man hood is left after yet another night of reigning tear.

Zack sure was chess pieced off last night after loosing- he grabbed his blanket , and cat and hasn't been seen since!

by M&M Show December 7, 2016

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005

pieced

pretty much fucked

theres nothing to do, tonight is pretty pieced.

by Vidal Sasson August 31, 2003

Pieced Up

getting brutally shit on in fortnite

That fagoot got pieced up

by eftat May 19, 2021

Preception

A reception held before the wedding.

There will be a Preception especially for those who can't travel to the wedding.

by Larry Montgomery June 19, 2014

Fisher-Priced

To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.

When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.

by shoeshopping January 24, 2007