She believes in potatoism
by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
by Blitzs November 14, 2012

by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 9, 2018

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?
POTATOES r cool
by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.
Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.
by D.S. Credito March 28, 2015

POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.
by Shi-knows January 20, 2019
