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Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"
I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time
I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend
by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017
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Portuguese handshake

Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.
All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.
by The Tool Shed December 4, 2011
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Portuguese Blessing

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011
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Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)
That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!
by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011
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Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum
Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.
by You Nigga You April 12, 2011
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Dirty Portuguese

During sex, right before the man releases his "manly juices", he picks up a Pastel de Nata, takes out the cream and fills it with his own personal brand cream and feeds it to his partner.
She wanted it on her breasts, but I gave her a Dirty Portuguese with cinnamon.
by HidalgoHimself January 10, 2019
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