During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"
I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!
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Get the portuguese connection mug.Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.
All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.
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Get the Portuguese handshake mug.Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011
Get the Portuguese Blessing mug.That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!
by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011
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Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.
by You Nigga You April 12, 2011
Get the Portuguese letteropener mug.During sex, right before the man releases his "manly juices", he picks up a Pastel de Nata, takes out the cream and fills it with his own personal brand cream and feeds it to his partner.
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