pokemon url

Stupid Tumblr culture craze that gained much attention in 2012. People think it makes you a better person to have a URL/username that is a canon Pokémon name; ie. Pikachu, Zubat, Mudkip, etc. The best way to find out if you have an actual Pokémon URL (Pokéurl for short) is to go to bulbapedia, type your username and if no results are found sorry you're a ratchet basic bitch.

Fennel:"I just got some pokemon URL"
Juniper:"Which ones?!"
Fennel:"Hydreig0n, vulpixes, and professorbel ^__^"
Juniper:"...who the fuck is Bel"

by gaybuttsexlol October 21, 2012

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pokeman

Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.

Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"

by Shottie January 7, 2005

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Poem

A short story or mere gathering of words written with feeling, often foreshadowing an underlying theme or emotion.Poems do NOT require any specific punctuation or format.Can be used to convey a certain mood to the reader, making it as if the reader is experiencing the written text. Poems also normally have strong emotional impact on those who gratefully understand good literature.

Positive poem:
I look at the world gratefully
Yes our world.
The one others think of as dull
I see as pure beauty.
From the squirrel on the ground
To the lone drifting cloud.
Beautiful each and every thing
In its own unique way

Negative poem:
Why am I here?
Why must I suffer?
What have I done
To deserve being

Left here?

Alone.

In a sea of people
So many people
Careless people.
Was it me?
Is it my fault?
Have I done something

Wrong?
Have I forgotten
A past deed undone?
Who knows.
But for now I am stuck.
In this world.
Why am I here?

Psychotic poem:
What's this?
A bug.
A small little thing.
No importance?
No purpose?
Wrong.
How do we know this bug is not
The almighty?
How do we know that all that is
Anything in this world
Isn't just a figment
Of this bugs
Imagination?
No.
We know not of where

We came from.
We can only hypothesize.
Think.
Dream.
Be gone small bug.
For if I take your life
Who knows what could happen
To the world?
Be gone bug.
Be gone.

By the way these are all 100% ORIGINAL poems written by me... Just now. ッ

by Lavvy P. ッ November 7, 2013

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Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016

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Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold

Two DS games that are remakes of the original Pokemon Silver/Gold for the Gameboy Color. It introduces new features to the Pokemon series like the Pokeatlon and the ability to have two key items instead of just one. It is also coming pakaged with the Pokewalker which is a pedometer that allows you to catch Pokemon and train one of yours. These games also reintroduce the feature of having a Pokemon follow you, but this time it can be any one of the 493 Pokemon instead of just Pikachu. This game has been well recieved by critics and will undoubtably sell millions.

Did you play Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold yet?

by u_no_who_right March 11, 2010

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