After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
Get the After-school pooniesmug. 
Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.
Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?
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Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula
by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025
Get the Poonis Formulamug. by Man with aid May 13, 2020
Get the Poonismug. Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.
by gotar4 March 23, 2021
Get the Poonismug. The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body
by Poonisinator February 13, 2023
Get the Poonismug. Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.
by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022
Get the Poonismug.