Poolio

A people person

This poolio wont leave me alone

by TintedFate April 2, 2019

Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Stripper Polling

The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.

Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."

by NinjaOrangeTV August 23, 2011

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

The Pollinator

A sex move (requires a minimum of 3 people), in which one man ejaculates and another man rubs the semen all over his penis and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another woman.

Stacy, Dan, and Ted tried the Pollinator 2 months ago and now Stacy is pregnant, but she isn't sure who the father is.

by stockroom October 27, 2016

Los Pollos Hermanos

The best restaurant you can eat at.

Owned by Gustavo, but you can call him "Gus"

(Official Intro for Los Pollos Hermanos)
Hello, and welcome to the "Los Pollos Hermanos Family.
My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus.

Guy 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Guy 2: Los Pollos Hermanos, of course.
Guy 1: The one owned by Gus?
Guy2: That's the one.

by Dequarius Johnson October 6, 2022