Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.

that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet

by Halfwitpoet October 10, 2021

Poet

I heard a story once...

Hym "About a legendary poet... He was incredibly popular with the lady's.... Because he had a fat cock amd for NO OTHER REASON... That is all."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Poets

When you want to be Kras AF but you have standards.

My guy jy is *Poets* dom!
Ek sal vir jou hard *Poets* etter!!

by ZeniBoi April 15, 2021

Dead Poet Society

A rock band from Boston Massachusetts, known mostly for their use of a broken 7 string fretless guitar, which has sounds and techniques which aren’t able to be achieved with normal equipment, making it a unique sound all in it’s own.

“Yeah I shit my pants before a Dead Poet Society concert, well it wasn’t before the concert it was on the drive over, I never should have trusted that fart to he honest.”

by Isaadelle January 11, 2025

The Tortured Poets Department

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.

Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

poet

poet:- means to shit ,defecate,poo, or to have a dump

i need to get out this yahoo chatroom i need a quid poet, and i'll remember to wipe my megie .

by a tron November 6, 2007

Poet's Row

A series of apartment buildings on Sherman street named after poets in Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood. (The Thomas Carlyle, the Louisa May-Alcott, the Emily Dickinson, the Mark Twain, etc...) Most buildings were built in the 1920's and have art-deco architecture and no parking. Which is fine, because they are mostly occupied by hipsters who ride bikes.

I wanted to live downtown, but LoDo is too douchy and I can only afford like $500 a month in rent, so I moved to Poet's Row.

by Shermanandthirteenth February 4, 2010