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Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater
I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing
by Rustylama January 24, 2018
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Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.
My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.
by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020
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Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.
Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.
by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011
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Plumb

Slur noun meant to denigrate people who are average.
Becky is such a plumb, she won't stop wearing uggs and bitching about pumpkin spice lattès.
by Mala Mesa March 21, 2020
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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
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Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"
I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs
by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010
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