Plasma

The seminal fluid of the bloodstream.

*examining open wound*
Science Guy 1: Wow! Look at all that blood!
Science Guy 2: Technically, it's blood and plasma. Blood only refers to the red and white blood cells.
Science Guy 3: (bleeding profusely) Okay but can you save my life please?

by wr36 March 2, 2021

Plasma Viral

you know how stuff go viral on social media and everyone sees it and talk about it? well thats not this. Plasma Viral is when everyone records the viral post and post it on all their social media too and this is infinity and beyond viral. you're welcome. they must really love this stuff. and the people who let them do it, must really love them. i do.

oh wow it went plasma viral...i wasn't expecting this. i'm so happy about it.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022

plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma

These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.

by cjstrongbone February 13, 2023

Quark-Gluon Plasma

At 7 trillion to 10 trillion degrees Fahrenheit, protons and neutrons melt away into quarks and gluons. This happened at the very, very beginning of the universe.

Would you like some nice hot quark-gluon plasma?

by Owlss January 8, 2022