Its just like a yellow apple, and then you grab a pine cone, cover it up with green paint. STICK it into the apple and boom. You have a pineapple
Teresa: Yo did you know a pineapple is just an apple and a pine cone?
Patricia: What the fuck you’re amazing Teresa-
Patricia: What the fuck you’re amazing Teresa-
by sayangouwu December 27, 2018
Get the Pineapplemug. An Australian $50 note.
(It is yellow/gold clour).
Every note has a name. (see piglet, pavarotti/tenner, lobster, treefrog)
(It is yellow/gold clour).
Every note has a name. (see piglet, pavarotti/tenner, lobster, treefrog)
the dealer said it was $45, I only had 2 lobster's(Australian $20 note) so I gave him my last pineapple.
by Diego June 24, 2003
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Get the Pineapplemug. An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
Get the Pineapplemug. After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug.