Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Piglet

Mating ritual

Piglet a mating ritual where the male hyena shoves a pigs snot up a female hyenas a hole to show its love and affection

by Thatonemexicandummy October 5, 2020

Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her

Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool

by Premiums April 11, 2021

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023

Piglet

A shriveled little wrinkled dick that looks like a pig's tail.

*Johnny whips his dick out*
Timmy: Put that fucking piglet away!

by PublishLaska March 13, 2025

pigletting

To piglet one's partner is to stuff them with food: lemons, apples, limes, rosemary, thyme, cranberries, etc. When engaging in the sexual act of pigletting, it is suggested that one is hung upside down over a low heat fire, and slowly rotated. When such position becomes unbearable, your piglet is ready. Enjoy.

Sam: "hey babe ;) do you wanna try pigletting tonite?"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"

by YourDirtyLittlePiggy October 5, 2022

Austrian Piglet

Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.

Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!

by poocheesie March 25, 2024