Picklenoose

When you partake in the act of marinating a large rubber band in pickle juice for the use of a “CockRing”.

OH NO! My mom found my picklenoose

by Dr. Espestus March 29, 2022

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickledingler

a pickledingler is when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his dick.

such as- " hey baby can i pickledingler you tonight?"
or even- "have you been pickledinglered lately"
and- "my girl friend bit my dick when i pickledinglered her

by storm willis April 28, 2010

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

pickleocity

The rate at which a pickle enters your mouth.

Did you see the pickleocity on that thing. I know it had to be pickleicious.

by TikiD-lux February 25, 2011

Picklefront

Where as a Pickleback is a popular new drink where you do a shot of Jameson followed by a shot of pickle juice. A Picklefront is when you skip the shot of Jameson, do the shot of pickle juice and then suck a guy's dick. The pickle brine works to neutralize both the taste of the baloney pony and lingering regret. Just saying.

Out with the guys but just out of rehab, Marc didn't do Picklebacks he just did a bunch of picklefronts. Everyone won.

by picklefrontin August 15, 2014