Cutie pie

You.

Damn u sucha cutie pie!

by Gazorpazorpp November 11, 2018

pie wagon

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

by running out of patience May 18, 2008

Piemergency

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

choo choo pickle pie

it means absolutely nothing
its just fun to say

Shane: choo choo pickle pie
Lavinia Fisher: what

by tyllelelr November 2, 2019

Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

by Brawldud December 25, 2011

Piers Morgan

A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.

Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!

by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022