Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.

I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.

by bronamath December 18, 2018

Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

Phoner

The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.

Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12

by Brady1985 January 12, 2021

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022