Phoneral

When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).

Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.

by K Supreme September 6, 2020

Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016

Phoner

When your phone flips in your pocket making it appear as if you have a boner.

I thought he was really into it, turns out it was just a phoner.

by fritogirll May 6, 2015

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014

Phoner

Noun.
A boner for your phone.

A phrase used to describe someone who checks their phone too often, they get excitement (debateably arousal) from checking their phone.

Kevin is such a phone boy, he gets a phoner every 5 minutes and HAS to check his snapchat.

by Weilhammer360 July 18, 2020