Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju July 27, 2007

no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.

I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009

bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

by hnoss April 6, 2017

old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Banger phone

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.

Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.

by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019