Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014

tommy pencil

A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.

Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.

by Raechelle, Allison April 22, 2008

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.

Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.

by Sneed213 November 10, 2014

pencil pack

Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.

Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.

by Czx April 15, 2007

The Pencil Test

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.

I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.

by Sprvxn December 31, 2006

Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.

1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!

by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005