I met this older woman at the local yacht club. After a couple drinks and appetizers she told me she was a rusty pelican! Strangely I was slightly turned on by that.
by DIVES December 27, 2010
by tbrobst November 09, 2009
When you break a chicks arm and then make her jerk you off with the broken arm. It resembles a pelican flapping a broken wing.
Katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. When she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my dick with her last ounce of strength and go to town. I then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital
by theWOUNDEDpelicanKINGson January 24, 2007
This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.
Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.
by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006
When you are getting a Blow Job and the girl also takes your balls and at the same time sticks her tongue up your ass.
by Baby Arm May 28, 2008
Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.
that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
by eviljeasus February 03, 2008
The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.
by Mike bob January 05, 2007