laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.

"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant

by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020

Peasant Yokel

A low-life being, usually of the lowest class, who works in the fields gathering wheat for the Motherland. Also an insult.

"Oh, look at that peasant yokel, harvesting wheat"
"Look at Arky; he's such a peasant yokel"

by The_Great_Tsar September 10, 2014

android peasant

Somebody who is too poor to buy apple products and has to use android instead.

Often they get mad when people compliment apple products

1: What phone do you have?
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant!

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

peasant wagon

term commonly used for the bus, mainly used by the upper class private schoolboy referring to common dwellers using the public service.

Igor left the house to catch the bus ie. Igor left the house to board the peasant wagon.

by hijack November 1, 2007

peasants quest

The best thing since sliced bread homestarrunner trogdor hsr haldo
The best text adventure game ever. It features amazing graphics and a kick ass sound track.

"I just beat peasants quest yesterday!"

"Thats fucking 5hweet with a capital 5."

by T3h Eggplant October 26, 2007

Peasant Bitch

A person that has been trusted and allowed into another persons life, and ended up betraying them. Is a Peasant Bitch

1.That peasant bitch, never paid me!!!
2.Poochie: "Give me my money?"
Conan: "What money?"

Poochie:"You know what money! Fuck off you Peasant Bitch!"

by Shabook November 6, 2010

peasant train

Another phrase for the New York City subways, indicating that anyone not of the peasant denomination can afford a cab.

"Guess what happened on the peasant train yesterday??? Three people were shot and two more were robbed!!"

by Work it longer make it better September 19, 2013