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Powned

To smack someone with your dick. Mainly across the face. then instantly saying powned.
*smacks guy with dick* you say "POWNED!".
by Derikk October 9, 2008
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pwned

Created in 1972 by the 3rd SOG (Special Operations Group) when a Lt. Colonel Hank Munro shot a Vietnamese sentry with a Mk22 Hush Puppy. Due to the tension at the time, he inadvertantly said "pwned" instead of "Delta, move in and eliminate all hostiles." The subsequent death of Lt. Col. Munro as he charged a heavily fortified position lead to the term "pwned" being adopted as short-hand for "that dumbass just got his ass whupped in a helluva funny way."
"Did you see that car crash where 27 people died after someone swerved to avoid a cat?"
"PWNED."
by Sledge Sparrow July 2, 2005
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pwnedhome

A pwnedhome is a house in which all things in it have been designed to operate via a computer terminal, either locally or on the internet. It usually results in the total annihilation of the house and all of its surroundings.
E.T. pwnedhome
by night_vision April 17, 2009
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pawneez

A girl who is abouslutly gorgeous and perfect in every way. A Pawneez is extremely love able and sexy.
Guy: woah dude Pawneez just talked to me!
Other guy: no way!
Guy: yeah! And I think she likes me!
by Idontreallyknow1029 October 31, 2013
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po-pwned

When you're pwned by the po-po.
John: Look, someone just got pulled over.
Jane: They got po-pwned!
by amyh July 7, 2010
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Payned

to get so wasted, you cant even walk.
Dam that dude is payned!
by DjPayne July 3, 2011
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