owned

To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".
Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.
by Bigfoot1193 November 22, 2004
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It's origins lie with the hacker community who would refer to taking control of a computer, effectively 'owning' it.
Hackers plays video games too, so the crossover is obvious.

Incidentally, this also the origins of l33t speak. Before teens got hold of it as a 'cool' way of talking, it was used to avoid automatic search routines looking for key words.
'I totally owned their mainframe! w00t!'
by Hendar23 September 08, 2007
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To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
by f0gg0 February 19, 2005
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~owned~

Excellent saying expressing superiority over another being. Made by the legendary Crank It Out of RuneScape.
Crank: Your face is a grand canyon; Crank: ~owned~
by Jihad0000000001 January 25, 2008
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owned

The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.
See: Defenition of owned
by Bryce M November 05, 2006
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Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.
P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!
by Illness April 06, 2004
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Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned
Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.
by ShaneDaley May 21, 2007
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