owned

To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".

Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.

by Bigfoot1193 November 21, 2004

owned

It's origins lie with the hacker community who would refer to taking control of a computer, effectively 'owning' it.
Hackers plays video games too, so the crossover is obvious.

Incidentally, this also the origins of l33t speak. Before teens got hold of it as a 'cool' way of talking, it was used to avoid automatic search routines looking for key words.

'I totally owned their mainframe! w00t!'

by Hendar23 December 9, 2008

owned

To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

by f0gg0 May 13, 2005

~owned~

Excellent saying expressing superiority over another being. Made by the legendary Crank It Out of RuneScape.

Crank: Your face is a grand canyon; Crank: ~owned~

by Jihad0000000001 January 25, 2008

owned

The ruling on Saddam Hussein's court case for him to be hung, after he begged for a firing squad.

See: Defenition of owned

by Bryce M November 5, 2006

Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 6, 2004

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley June 7, 2007