Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.
by Sid Wallace March 12, 2007
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Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.
Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010
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divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
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divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it
divorced kids have a hard life
by Artlover2000 June 28, 2015
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Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage
Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
by JimmyJonesJammer October 19, 2017
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ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
by Cinnamon Street July 18, 2018
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Divorce Maker

DIVORCE MAKER:

1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.

A metaphor for many marriages.
Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.
by Big Bro February 24, 2010
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