The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
by Sid Wallace March 12, 2007
Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010
The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
divorced kids have a hard life
by Artlover2000 June 28, 2015
Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
by JimmyJonesJammer October 19, 2017
A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
by Cinnamon Street July 18, 2018
DIVORCE MAKER:
1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.
A metaphor for many marriages.
1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.
A metaphor for many marriages.
Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.
by Big Bro February 24, 2010