cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019

Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.

Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.

by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018

cats

Like the term dog, but in Old School slang (bascially it means your friends.)

Ok cats, lets rumble!

by pimp daddy dollars March 7, 2005

the cat

Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"

"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."

by Ratchel the Dinosaur August 18, 2009

Cat

1) an animal usually found napping, playing with yarn, or being chased by a dog

2) nickname for "Catherine", and anyone nicknamed thus is automatically sweet and perfect, and yes: they sneeze rather like the animal cat

1) that cat tore up my couch!!!

2) Cat is so nice, she is my bff!!!

by cma2012 June 13, 2010

Cat

Cats are the most beautiful things to ever grace planet Earth. They are a very intelligent species with lots of kind thoughts & feelings. A very loving creature. Cats walk so gracefully, like they are floating. They are so beautiful it hurts to look at them. Cats should be worshiped and studied so we can be more like them. There is not one imperfection about cats. They are living gods & goddesses. They will rule FOREVER!

You look so beautiful almost as beautiful as a cat

by jeopardizingjosephjingyjugular June 25, 2009

no cat

A wireless communication network.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

by spoonyfork September 29, 2005