dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.

Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!

by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019

dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

by umbrella January 4, 2005

connie chau

Noun: a cute and caring girl who cant stand to see her friends leave her.

i would be your friend, but your not a connie chau.

by FVHS bros February 26, 2005

Connie Chung

its not all things but only things that you think can be this word, connie chung's not a phrase to mess around with. Use it at the right time which is probably most times.

-"that's so connie"

-"what are you guys still chunging at my house for"

-"what you up to?

"connie chung"

"oh, shitty balls man"

-"oh..connie chung"

-"Connie Chung!"

by little engine 9 December 30, 2009

Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

Connie Bowker

Connie is really lovely looking for love/, hit her up on Instagram @conniebowker

guy 1: oh Connie Bowker is really peng
guy2: whos Connie
guy 1: I shagged her last night, it was peng bro, heres her insta
guy 2: oh cool thanks

guy 1: no problem bro check her out

guy 2: yeah maybe

by notconniebowker December 2, 2019

Connie Poo

Connie Has A 80 Inch Penis Soft And Has A 200 Inch Cock Hard, Also Has 50 Pack Abs, Connor Is A Absolute Unit With At least 200,000,000 dollars in pocket change at least infinite USD in his bank account drives the batmobile with robin as me and dorian's sexslave he has such a tight little bussy i could just cry.......Has A Loving Relation Ship With Dorian M He Has A 22 Inch Cock And A 10 Pack He Is The Perfect Man rock hard dick, Abs Cant Live Without Him........Once He Said He Would Break Up With MEEE So I Threw Myself Off My Apartment Complex..... Luckily! Hes A Doctor Trained By Johnny Sins Gave Me The Greatest Bedhead Ive Have Ever Felt.... in other words...........he is the perfect man

Connie Poo Got Head From Dorian M

by DorianPlzSuckMyCock June 10, 2021