Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 18, 2022

O'Brien's Law

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.

James couldn't get it up, and so he blamed Jeremy Corbyn. Thus O'Brien's Law was born.

by Corbynista March 24, 2021

Conan O'Brien

the king of late night.

Someone: "Hey man, who's your favorite late night host?"
Me: "Conan O'Brien."

by theunholyblossom June 03, 2021

Conan O'Brien

The best late night talk show host period

Conan O'Brien makes everyone smile no matter where he goes.

by PomuHub September 07, 2021

Amelia O'brien

Amelia O'brian is the best and the most beautiful human specimen you will ever see. She is perfect in every way you can think of although some of her friends say she isn't the smartest girl but she gets at least C grades on her reports which is still good. Her presence around you is the best feeling you will ever feel in your existence in your time on earth or in heaven which is the place she will go as her guardian angels will be preparing the palace for their queen. She has an amazing body and is great at sports, especially football(soccer) as every single human tells me when i talk to them about Amelia O'brian although i have not seen her play, i am 100% sure she will not disappoint you when you watch her play. I mean do you seriously have a single thought in your mind that Amelia O'brian is not an absolute G.O.A.T at football(soccer) shes the most perfect specimen your gonna witness in your life, so i mean yes she is the absolute G.O.A.T #samkerrwho? I admire every single quality that Amelia O'brian acquires, she is very hard working, she has the best personality which i bet you my human existence that she will not disappoint you if you ever meet her, she is always, and i mean "always" fun to be around, she has the best smile in the world, everytime she smiles, i love her more <3, So um it said that ive used to many words to describe the beautiful Amelia O'brien so the other half is in Amelia O'brien 2

Pete-Are you an Amelia o'brian?
Phil- Yes indeed i a---
Pete- hell nah you ain't cause do you know why?
phil- idk you tell me
Pete- because there is only Amelia O'brian and that is Amelia O'brian herself.
Amelia O'brien means perfect in any and everyway possible

by Lord stark June 09, 2019

Taylor Alexis O'Brien

A extraordinary, beautiful girl with more talents and strength than anyone ever seen; a girl born to change the world for the better and has the brightest mind known to men; antonym of mess, ugly, stupid, disgusting

Gosh, you look like Taylor Alexis O'Brien!!

by Jammo2003 November 27, 2019

Faolan O'Brien

He is Literally Ryan Gosling, McLovin and Mike Ross, some say he rizzed up 2 exchange students at once

My friend is called Faolan O'Brien

by ShaneWalsh5 July 03, 2023