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Nothing

Nothing was once questioned by a great mind. Is it the "prescense of abscence or the abscense of prescense"? Furthermore, what is the sound of one hand clapping? What is out there in the universe, at what makes up those vast spaces of abscense? (or prescense of abscense)

Nothing, put simply, is the deepest, shallowest, brightest, darkest, widest, thinnest, and incomprehensibly empty emptyness, so empty that it is only prevented from collapsing upon itself because there is no substance to collapsae in upon, or no substance to do the collapsing, or even any substance to think or daydream about collapsing upon abscense of prescense or prescense of abscense, which is still utterly and completely absent of form and shape and mass and prescense that is abscent from the existance of anything. In short, nothing is the total, absolute, final, and complete spot that is both positive and negative, young and old, and to sum it all up the opposite of everything in existance, for there is no existance in nothingness. It has even been thought that nothingness itself doesn't even exist, and that the existance of nothingness is so impossibly ludicrous and isnane that if anyone were to actually realize or see nothingness, the entirety of the expanse of the Everything would simply vaporize, leaving even more nothingness in its place.

Nothingness is nothing, to put it simply. (really, this time)
Nothingness has only been explained correctly by Zen Buddhists:
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by Doomeyes October 21, 2003
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sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...
He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her
by Spencer August 16, 2004
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The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"
by TG February 2, 2005
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do nothing bitch

A woman with no goals or ambitions in her life. Typically found under the arms of rich and powerful men. Coined by mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.
Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life.
Guy 2: Man, what I'd give to be a hot chick...

do nothing bitch
by NT4400 September 5, 2015
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It's nothing to get hung about

A phrase meaning "It's nothing to worry about" from the Beatles song Strawberry Fields Forever
John: Nooo I got a 93 on that last test which drops my average to a 96!

Tim: John, it's nothing to get hung about when you consider you still have the highest average in the class.
by jack butler505 June 7, 2011
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Ball Noshing

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.
" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
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Nothing Moves The Blob

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.
by The Blob January 28, 2005
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