Nolan

To rip the last shreds of fun out of any situation.
To be a fun sponge.

I was having a great night with the boys, but then Jane nolaned me and did a shit on the dance floor." or "Wanna go see a movie?" "Nah, think I might stay in and watch Backyard Blitz." "Woah - you totally did a nolan. You're a terrible friend.

by therambleman October 27, 2010

Nolan

A guy who's head resembles the head of a penis.

Nolan's head looks like a dick.

by 24yearolds November 5, 2014

Nolan

Little shit

Nolan was a little shit when he corrected my correction of the proper past tense spelling of spell.

by ridgo May 27, 2015

Nolan

A penetrator in gay butt sex. Because Nolan Ryan is a pitcher and is constantly givng it to the catcher, or pudge.

Nolan gave it hard to pudge.

by t3hedge June 14, 2008

Nolan

A fucking grease line who likes cock and balls, including the torture, he writes fan fiction about his teachers with friends and loves mr krabs, he has some long ass fingers and probably claps his own cheeks every night, his hairline is like a mirror it’s so shiny and he likes saying agagagag

I can’t wait to do a drive by at Nolan’s house

by Yes is made of yes January 15, 2020

Nolan

A Large forheaded creature with very small ears

It's a wild Nolan in it's natural habitat

by 805Noah January 13, 2019

Nolan

Normally a tall gay white kid. People don't like him.

Ew he's such a Nolan

by RussWess November 20, 2017