Nolan

To rip the last shreds of fun out of any situation.
To be a fun sponge.

I was having a great night with the boys, but then Jane nolaned me and did a shit on the dance floor." or "Wanna go see a movie?" "Nah, think I might stay in and watch Backyard Blitz." "Woah - you totally did a nolan. You're a terrible friend.

by therambleman October 27, 2010

Nolan

A guy who's head resembles the head of a penis.

Nolan's head looks like a dick.

by 24yearolds November 5, 2014

Nolan

Little shit

Nolan was a little shit when he corrected my correction of the proper past tense spelling of spell.

by ridgo May 27, 2015

Nolan

A penetrator in gay butt sex. Because Nolan Ryan is a pitcher and is constantly givng it to the catcher, or pudge.

Nolan gave it hard to pudge.

by t3hedge June 14, 2008

Nolan

A Large forheaded creature with very small ears

It's a wild Nolan in it's natural habitat

by 805Noah January 13, 2019

Nolan

Nolan

Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.

Girl:here comes nolan! ewww!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!

by i love maffins March 26, 2019

Nolan

Normally a tall gay white kid. People don't like him.

Ew he's such a Nolan

by RussWess November 20, 2017