Team Counts

A team that exceeds expectations, rises to any occasion and surpasses any obstacle. Recognized for perseverence, competence and excellence in all endeavours.

Team Counts is an expression used to define a type of team that other groups aspire to be.

Wow, that group is really Team Counts!

by Tommy Truth May 7, 2010

Body count

How many ppl u had sex with ... oral or penetration

Mel don't think gettin her pussy ate don't count as a body . Head = body count

by Hellondascale July 24, 2017

Count Olaf

The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick.

Person 1: you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............

by VFD Apprentice March 7, 2017

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015

Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

freshman count

The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.

Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.

by qjoe12 November 8, 2015

bus count

The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.

Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.

by murray9 December 17, 2013