Beasty Boy

One who enjoys the romantic company of animals, specifically dogs. It is common for a Beasty Boy to date a dog groomer in order to have endless access to dogs. Beasty Boys can Be found frequenting dog parks or high traffic dog walker areas.

Did you hear that Scott open mouth kissed his dog? He is such a Beasty Boy.

by SirSpenkzAlot May 25, 2020

Beastie Boys

The biggest current disgrace to music (and yes, Dashboard Confessional is still around.)

Unexperienced 10-year old: I heard that there was a time when music was good, what happened?

Experienced 20-year old: The Beastie Boys and Dashboard Confessional fucked it up.

Unexperienced 10-year old: Aw, that is so sad, it's just horrible to think that two bands would ruin music the way they did.

by Silverchair owns August 11, 2006

beastie boyin' me

The act of someone else finishing your sentences.

Every time I open my mouth to say something, Tom ends up Beastie Boyin' me.

by captain spaulding February 13, 2014

Big Beasty Dudes

Name of the Elites in Halo and Halo 2.

Willis, the Big Beasty Dude killed me.

by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

Ugly face, beasty legs

1. A female who has both a terribly ugly face, coupled with grossly hairy or unshaven legs. Probably the worst looking specimen of female humanity.

To be an 'ugly face, beasty legs'.

Dude: "Man, that chick is gross."
Other Dude: "I know. A true 'ugly face, beasty legs' is what you have there.
Dude: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."

by Dude Man Retravision December 9, 2010

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

beasties

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

by TheEnon October 6, 2016